G L O B A L A C C E S S Volume 1, No. 5 March, 1988 MUMPS means you never have to say you're sorting. $VIEW(Chair) Some interesting developments have happened recently in the MUMPS Special Interest Group. Our former Chairman has gone to work with Digital and everyone else has been moved or has addi- tional titles. The change in the roster is as follows; Chris Richardson, Rich Cmp Rsch - SIG Chair Mark J. Hyde, Adv Comp Svcs - Vice Chair Communications Committee Rep. Newsletter Editor Dave Smith, DEC - DEC Counterpart Denise Simon, DEC - Alternate DEC Counterpart Brad Hanson, Group Health - Symposium Scheduler Michael McIntyre, PRX, Inc. - Library Representative PDP-11 Working Group Rep. Edward Woodward, SAIC - Seminars Representative Jerry Hsu, Rubicon - Campground Coordinator Asst. Symposium Scheduler Bob van Keuren, UserWare - Session Note Editor Mark Berryman - Past Chair MUMPS Development Comm. Rep. As you can see, our steering committee has grown. However, we still have much to do and we seek your involvement. How can you become more active? Submit an article to our News Letter Editor. Got a nifty utility or game you wish to submit to the Software Library? Contact our Library respresentative. Got an interesting application written in MUMPS? Submit an abstract to our Symposium Scheduler. Got a Question about MUMPS? Write the Newsletter Editor or myself and we will be more than happy to answer your questions. Do you have a number of people in your area that need to be trained in MUMPS? Please contact our Semi- nars representative. Training can be arranged in a regional seminar format. Our emphasis in the MUMPS SIG is to bring more awareness of MUMPS to the general computing community. There has been a great deal of misunderstanding of this powerful, yet simple little language. The applications being done in MUMPS include medical data management, Artificial Intelligence, applications bread- boarding, software development tools, banking, order entry, of- fice automation, and fourth generation user interfaces. Our goal is to highlight the variety and simplicity of the language and how it can help you, the user, accomplish your tasks in a rapid and productive manner. I look forward to meeting you all at DECUS in Cincinnati. C U there. $VIEW(Editor) As I have previously related, I have been a member of DECUS for a long time (17 years as of mid-February). During that time, I have watched with extreme frustration the demise of several SIGs (18-Bit, TECO, 12-Bit) that were important to me. The motivations behind these losses were usually obscure, and occa- sionally downright spurious. Further, the frustration was inten- sified by the reality of being on the outside looking in, since the structure of "the Old DECUS" made it more difficult to attain a leadership position. Thus, when the opportunity to join the MUMPS Steering Committee befell me in New Orleans, I accepted eagerly in the belief that I might be able to work from such a base to forestall such catastrophes in the future. Little did I realize (the crystal ball must have caught a line hit) that the next set of photon torpedoes was aimed foursquare in that direc- tion. However, this time I was on the inside, and that made all the difference. Rather than just looking on in despair, I could set my back and my mind (humble entity that it is) to the task of damage control. And, wadda ya know, it even looks like it worked. $DATA In the continuing story of the MUMPS and IAS Special Inter- est Committee status, a motion was presented during the SIG Council meeting on Saturday before the Symposium to rescind the previous vote to demote the two SIGs. That motion was defeated. On Wednesday, the vote was appealed to the Management Council; that appeal was denied. On Thursday, the appeal was brought before the Board of Directors; that appeal remains pending. On Monday, January 25, SIG Council voted to re-instate both MUMPS and IAS as SIGs. The Board appeal will continue. [Your Editor apologizes for the lack of Anaheim Symposium coverage. The politics surrounding the SIC process constituted a major distraction.--Ed.] $HOROLOG March 22 Submission deadline for May newsletter May 16-20 Spring '88 Symposium; Cincinnati, OH June 13-17 MUG '88 Conference; New Orleans October 17-21 Fall '88 Symposium; Anaheim, CA $ORDER("Comprise") Misuse of comprise ("New York City is comprised of five bor- oughs") has become not just common but virtually total among North American speakers of English. This has obviously come about because of the word's strong resemblance in both meaning and spelling to compose. However, the correct meaning and usage of the two words differ significantly. To compose means "to form the substance of" or "to constitute," while to comprise means "to embrace" or "to include." Thus, proper usage matches that of embrace ("The U. S. comprises 50 states"). $NEXT This seems hard to believe, but the next issue is May and that means the Cincinnati Symposium session preview, so don't touch that dial. $NEXT($ORDER)="Podium" $RANDOM "I was so naive as a kid that I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing." --Johnny Carson