c Zippy the pinhead data base.  The official copy of this is in the file
c  "MLY;YOW >" on AI.AI.MIT.EDU
c The file consits of zippy quotations (from various comic books and
c  strips by Bill Griffith) followed by a backslash character.
c  Newline chracters following a quotation are ignored and are present
c  only for readability.
c Have FUN!
c This file is currently used by:
c  * the FORTUNE program on OZ.AI.MIT.EDU
c  * the m-x yow command in GNU Emacs.
c  * NIL (MIT Common Lisp)'s debugger
c  * something bandy wrote at LLL-CRG.ARPA (fucking death labs).

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	1'- if it GLISTENS, gobble it!!\',
	1'-- In 1962, you could buy a pair of SHARKSKIN SLACKS, with a',
	1' "Continental Belt," for $10.99!!\',
	1'--"I love KATRINKA because she drives a PONTIAC.  We''re going away now. ',
	1' I fed the cat. - Zippy"\',
	1'--- I have seen the FUN ---\',
	1'..  Do you like "TENDER VITTLES?"?\',
	1'..  I don''t know why but, suddenly, I want to discuss declining I.Q.',
	1' LEVELS with a blue ribbon SENATE SUB-COMMITTEE!\',
	1'..  I don''t understand the HUMOUR of the THREE STOOGES!!\',
	1'..  I feel..  JUGULAR..\',
	1'..  I have a VISION!  It''s a RANCID double-FISHWICH on an ENRICHED BUN!!\',
	1'..  I see TOILET SEATS...\',
	1'..  I think I''d better go back to my DESK and toy with',
	1' a few common MISAPPREHENSIONS...\',
	1'..  I think I''ll KILL myself by leaping out of this',
	1' 14th STOREY WINDOW while reading ERICA JONG''S poetry!!\',
	1'..  I want FORTY-TWO TRYNEL FLOATATION SYSTEMS installed within',
	1' SIX AND A HALF HOURS!!!\',
	1'..  I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!!\',
	1'..  I want to perform cranial activities with Tuesday Weld!!\',
	1'..  I wonder if I ought to tell them about my PREVIOUS LIFE',
	1' as a COMPLETE STRANGER?\',
	1'..  I''m IMAGINING a sensuous GIRAFFE, CAVORTING in the BACK ROOM',
	1' of a KOSHER DELI --\',
	1'..  If I had heart failure right now, I couldn''t be a more fortunate man!!\',
	1'..  Like I always say -- nothing can beat the BRATWURST',
	1' here in DUSSELDORF!!\',
	1'..  My pants just went on a wild rampage through',
	1' a Long Island Bowling Alley!!\',
	1'..  My vaseline is RUNNING...\',
	1'..  Now I think I just reached the state of HYPERTENSION that comes',
	1' JUST BEFORE you see the TOTAL at the SAFEWAY CHECKOUT COUNTER!\',
	1'..  Now KEN and BARBIE are PERMANENTLY ADDICTED to MIND-ALTERING DRUGS..\',
	1'..  Once upon a time, four AMPHIBIOUS HOG CALLERS attacked a family',
	1' of DEFENSELESS, SENSITIVE COIN COLLECTORS and brought DOWN their',
	1' PROPERTY VALUES!!\',
	1'..  One FISHWICH coming up!!\',
	1'..  Should I get locked in the PRINCICAL''S OFFICE today --',
	1' or have a VASECTOMY??\',
	1'..  So, if we convert SUPPLY-SIDE SOYABEAN FUTURES into',
	1' HIGH-YIELD T-BILL INDICATORS, the PRE-INFLATIONARY risks',
	1' will DWINDLE to a rate of 2 SHOPPING SPREES per EGGPLANT!!\',
	1'..  are the STEWED PRUNES still in the HAIR DRYER?\',
	1'..  bleakness....  desolation....  plastic forks...\',
	1'..  does your DRESSING ROOM have enough ASPARAGUS?\',
	1'..  he dominates the DECADENT SUBWAY SCENE.\',
	1'..  here I am in 53 B.C. and all I want is a dill pickle!!\',
	1'..  hubub, hubub, HUBUB, hubub, hubub, hubub, HUBUB, hubub, hubub, hubub.\',
	1'..  ich bin in einem dusenjet ins jahr 53 vor chr...',
	1' ich lande im antiken Rom...  einige gladiatoren spielen scrabble...',
	1' ich rieche PIZZA...\',
	1'..  my NOSE is NUMB!\',
	1'..  or were you driving the PONTIAC that HONKED at me',
	1' in MIAMI last Tuesday?\',
	1'..  over in west Philadelphia a puppy is vomiting..\',
	1'..  someone in DAYTON, Ohio is selling USED CARPETS to a SERBO-CROATIAN\',
	1'..  the HIGHWAY is made out of LIME JELLO and my HONDA',
	1' is a barbequeued OYSTER!  Yum!\',
	1'..  the MYSTERIANS are in here with my CORDUROY SOAP DISH!!\',
	1'..  this must be what it''s like to be a COLLEGE GRADUATE!!\',
	1'A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!!\',
	1'A dwarf is passing out somewhere in Detroit!\',
	1'A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume..\',
	1'A wide-eyed, innocent UNICORN, poised delicately in a MEADOW filled with',
	1' LILACS, LOLLIPOPS & small CHILDREN at the HUSH of twilight??\',
	1'ANN JILLIAN''S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON''S HAIR look like',
	1' RICARDO MONTALBAN''S HAIR!\',
	1'Actually, what I''d like is a little toy spaceship!!\',
	1'All I can think of is a platter of organic PRUNE CRISPS being trampled',
	1' by an army of swarthy, Italian LOUNGE SINGERS...\',
	1'All of a sudden, I want to THROW OVER my promising ACTING CAREER,',
	1' grow a LONG BLACK BEARD and wear a BASEBALL HAT!!',
	1' ...  Although I don''t know WHY!!\',
	1'All of life is a blur of Republicans and meat!\',
	1'All right, you degenerates!  I want this place evacuated in 20 seconds!\',
	1'All this time I''ve been VIEWING a RUSSIAN MIDGET SODOMIZE a HOUSECAT!\',
	1'Alright, you!!  Imitate a WOUNDED SEAL pleading for a PARKING SPACE!!\',
	1'Am I SHOPLIFTING?\',
	1'Am I accompanied by a PARENT or GUARDIAN?\',
	1'Am I elected yet?\',
	1'Am I in GRADUATE SCHOOL yet?\',
	1'America!!  I saw it all!!  Vomiting!  Waving!  JERRY FALWELLING into',
	1' your void tube of UHF oblivion!!  SAFEWAY of the mind --\',
	1'An INK-LING?  Sure -- TAKE one!!  Did you BUY any COMMUNIST UNIFORMS??\',
	1'An Italian is COMBING his hair in suburban DES MOINES!\',
	1'An air of FRENCH FRIES permeates my nostrils!!\',
	1'And furthermore, my bowling average is unimpeachable!!!\',
	1'Are we THERE yet?\',
	1'Are we THERE yet?  My MIND is a SUBMARINE!!\'
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	1'Are we live or on tape?\',
	1'Are we on STRIKE yet?\',
	1'Are you mentally here at Pizza Hut??\',
	1'Are you selling NYLON OIL WELLS??  If so, we can use TWO DOZEN!!\',
	1'Are you still an ALCOHOLIC?\',
	1'As President I have to go vacuum my coin collection!\',
	1'Awright, which one of you hid my PENIS ENVY?\',
	1'BARBARA STANWYCK makes me nervous!!\',
	1'BARRY..  That was the most HEART-WARMING rendition of',
	1' "I DID IT MY WAY" I''ve ever heard!!\',
	1'BELA LUGOSI is my co-pilot..\',
	1'BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-\',
	1'Barbie says, Take quaaludes in gin and go to a disco right away!',
	1' But Ken says, WOO-WOO!!  No credit at "Mr. Liquor"!!\',
	1'Being a BALD HERO is almost as FESTIVE as a TATTOOED KNOCKWURST.\',
	1'Bo Derek ruined my life!\',
	1'Boy, am I glad it''s only 1971...\',
	1'Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th'' PLANET in 15 minutes!!\',
	1'But was he mature enough last night at the lesbian masquerade?\',
	1'CHUBBY CHECKER just had a CHICKEN SANDWICH in downtown DULUTH!\',
	1'CONGRATULATIONS!  Now should I make thinly veiled comments about',
	1' DIGNITY, self-esteem and finding TRUE FUN in your RIGHT VENTRICLE??\',
	1'Can I have an IMPULSE ITEM instead?\',
	1'Can you MAIL a BEAN CAKE?\',
	1'Catsup and Mustard all over the place!  It''s the Human Hamburger!\',
	1'Civilization is fun!  Anyway, it keeps me busy!!\',
	1'Clear the laundromat!!  This whirl-o-matic just had a nuclear meltdown!!\',
	1'Concentrate on th''cute, li''l CARTOON GUYS!',
	1' Remember the SERIAL NUMBERS!!  Follow the WHIPPLE AVE EXIT!!',
	1' Have a FREE PEPSI!!  Turn LEFT at th''HOLIDAY INN!!',
	1' JOIN the CREDIT WORLD!!  MAKE me an OFFER!!!\',
	1'Content:  80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRON..  The waitress''s',
	1' UNIFORM sheds TARTAR SAUCE like an 8" by 10" GLOSSY..\',
	1'Could I have a drug overdose?\',
	1'DIDI...  is that a MARTIAN name, or, are we in ISRAEL?\',
	1'DON''T go!!  I''m not HOWARD COSELL!!  I know POLISH JOKES...  WAIT!!',
	1' Don''t go!!  I AM Howard Cosell!...  And I DON''T know Polish jokes!!\',
	1'Did I SELL OUT yet??\',
	1'Did I do an INCORRECT THING??\',
	1'Did I say I was a sardine?  Or a bus???\',
	1'Did YOU find a DIGITAL WATCH in YOUR box of VELVEETA?\',
	1'Did an Italian CRANE OPERATOR just experience uninhibited sensations',
	1' in a MALIBU HOT TUB?\',
	1'Did you move a lot of KOREAN STEAK KNIVES this trip, Dingy?\',
	1'Didn''t I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?\',
	1'Disco oil bussing will create a throbbing naugahide pipeline running',
	1' straight to the tropics from the rug producing regions',
	1' and devalue the dollar!\',
	1'Do I have a lifestyle yet?\',
	1'Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?\',
	1'Do you have exactly what I want in a plaid poindexter bar bat??\',
	1'Do you think the "Monkees" should get gas on odd or even days?\',
	1'Does someone from PEORIA have a SHORTER ATTENTION span than me?\',
	1'Don''t SANFORIZE me!!\',
	1'Don''t hit me!!  I''m in the Twilight Zone!!!\',
	1'Don''t worry, nobody really LISTENS to lectures in MOSCOW, either!',
	1' ..  FRENCH, HISTORY, ADVANCED CALCULUS, COMPUTER PROGRAMMING,',
	1' BLACK STUDIES, SOCIOBIOLOGY!..  Are there any QUESTIONS??\',
	1'Edwin Meese made me wear CORDOVANS!!\',
	1'Eisenhower!!  Your mimeograph machine upsets my stomach!!\',
	1'Either CONFESS now or we go to "PEOPLE''S COURT"!!\',
	1'Everybody gets free BORSCHT!\',
	1'Everybody is going somewhere!!  It''s probably a garage sale',
	1' or a disaster Movie!!\',
	1'Everywhere I look I see NEGATIVITY and ASPHALT...\',
	1'Excuse me, but didn''t I tell you there''s NO HOPE for the',
	1' survival of OFFSET PRINTING?\',
	1'FEELINGS are cascading over me!!!\',
	1'FOOLED you!  Absorb EGO SHATTERING impulse rays, polyester poltroon!!\',
	1'FROZEN ENTREES may be flung by members of opposing SWANSON SECTS..\',
	1'FUN is never having to say you''re SUSHI!!\',
	1'Finally, Zippy drives his 1958 RAMBLER METROPOLITAN into the',
	1' faculty dining room.\',
	1'First, I''m going to give you all the ANSWERS to today''s test..',
	1' So just plug in your SONY WALKMANS and relax!!\',
	1'Four thousand different MAGNATES, MOGULS & NABOBS are romping in my',
	1' gothic solarium!!\',
	1'GOOD-NIGHT, everybody..  Now I have to go administer FIRST-AID',
	1' to my pet LEISURE SUIT!!\',
	1'Gee, I feel kind of LIGHT in the head now, knowing I can''t make',
	1' my satellite dish PAYMENTS!\',
	1'Gibble, Gobble, we ACCEPT YOU ---\',
	1'Give them RADAR-GUIDED SKEE-BALL LANES and VELVEETA BURRITOS!!\',
	1'Go on, EMOTE!  I was RAISED on thought balloons!!\',
	1'HAIR TONICS, please!!\',
	1'HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!\',
	1'HELLO, everybody, I''m a HUMAN!!\',
	1'HOORAY, Ronald!!  Now YOU can marry LINDA RONSTADT too!!\',
	1'HUGH BEAUMONT died in 1982!!\',
	1'HUMAN REPLICAS are inserted into VATS of NUTRITIONAL YEAST...\'
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	1'Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!\',
	1'Hand me a pair of leather pants and a CASIO keyboard',
	1' -- I''m living for today!\',
	1'Has everybody got HALVAH spread all over their ANKLES??...',
	1' Now, it''s time to "HAVE A NAGEELA"!!\',
	1'He is the MELBA-BEING...  the ANGEL CAKE...',
	1'  XEROX him...  XEROX him --\',
	1'He probably just wants to take over my CELLS and then EXPLODE',
	1' inside me like a BARREL of runny CHOPPED LIVER!  Or maybe he''d',
	1' like to PSYCHOLIGICALLY TERRORISE ME until I have no objection',
	1' to a RIGHT-WING MILITARY TAKEOVER of my apartment!!  I guess',
	1' I should call AL PACINO!\',
	1'Hello, GORRY-O!!  I''m a GENIUS from HARVARD!!\',
	1'Hello.  I know the divorce rate among unmarried Catholic',
	1' Alaskan females!!\',
	1'Hello.  Just walk along and try NOT to think about your',
	1' INTESTINES being almost FORTY YARDS LONG!!\',
	1'Hello...  IRON CURTAIN?  Send over a SAUSAGE PIZZA!',
	1' World War III?  No thanks!\',
	1'Hello?  Enema Bondage?  I''m calling because I want to be happy, I guess..\',
	1'Here I am at the flea market but nobody is buying',
	1' my urine sample bottles..\',
	1'Here I am in the POSTERIOR OLFACTORY LOBULE but I don''t see CARL SAGAN',
	1' anywhere!!\',
	1'Here we are in America...  when do we collect unemployment?\',
	1'Hey, wait a minute!!  I want a divorce!!..  you''re not Clint Eastwood!!\',
	1'Hey, waiter!  I want a NEW SHIRT and a PONY TAIL with lemon sauce!\',
	1'Hiccuping & trembling into the WASTE DUMPS of New Jersey like some',
	1' drunken CABBAGE PATCH DOLL, coughing in line at FIORUCCI''S!!\',
	1'Hmmm..  A hash-singer and a cross-eyed guy were SLEEPING on a deserted ',
	1' island, when...\',
	1'Hmmm..  a CRIPPLED ACCOUNTANT with a FALAFEL sandwich is HIT',
	1' by a TROLLEY-CAR..\',
	1'Hmmm...  a PINHEAD, during an EARTHQUAKE, encounters an ALL-MIDGET FIDDLE',
	1' ORCHESTRA...  ha..  ha..\',
	1'Hmmm...  an arrogant bouquet with a subtle suggestion of',
	1' POLYVINYL CHLORIDE...\',
	1'Hold the MAYO & pass the COSMIC AWARENESS...\',
	1'How do I get HOME?\',
	1'How do you explain Wayne Newton''s POWER over millions?',
	1' It''s th'' MOUSTACHE...  Have you ever noticed th'' way it radiates',
	1' SINCERITY, HONESTY & WARMTH?  It''s a MOUSTACHE you want to take',
	1' HOME and introduce to NANCY SINATRA!\',
	1'How many retured bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing',
	1' PENCIL SHARPENERS right NOW??\',
	1'How''s it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS??\',
	1'How''s the wife?  Is she at home enjoying capitalism?\',
	1'I HAVE to buy a new "DODGE MISER" and two dozen JORDACHE',
	1' JEANS because my viewscreen is "USER-FRIENDLY"!!\',
	1'I KAISER ROLL?!  What good is a Kaiser Roll without a little',
	1' COLE SLAW on the SIDE?\',
	1'I Know A Joke\',
	1'I always have fun because I''m out of my mind!!!\',
	1'I am NOT a nut....\',
	1'I am a jelly donut.  I am a jelly donut.\',
	1'I am a traffic light, and Alan Ginzberg kidnapped my laundry in 1927!\',
	1'I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller!\',
	1'I am deeply CONCERNED and I want something GOOD for BREAKFAST!\',
	1'I am having FUN...  I wonder if it''s NET FUN or GROSS FUN?\',
	1'I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!!\',
	1'I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!!\',
	1'I can''t decide which WRONG TURN to make first!!',
	1' I wonder if BOB GUCCIONE has these problems!\',
	1'I can''t think about that.  It doesn''t go with HEDGES in the shape of',
	1' LITTLE LULU -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS...\',
	1'I demand IMPUNITY!\',
	1'I didn''t order any WOO-WOO...  Maybe a YUBBA..  But no WOO-WOO!\',
	1'I don''t believe there really IS a GAS SHORTAGE..  I think it''s all',
	1' just a BIG HOAX on the part of the plastic sign salesmen--',
	1' ..  to sell more numbers!!\',
	1'I don''t know WHY I said that..  I think it came from the FILLINGS',
	1' in my rear molars..\',
	1'I feel better about world problems now!\',
	1'I feel like I am sharing a "CORN-DOG" with NIKITA KHRUSCHEV..\',
	1'I feel like I''m in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!!\',
	1'I feel like a wet parking meter on Darvon!\',
	1'I feel partially hydrogenated!\',
	1'I fill MY industrial waste containers with old copies',
	1' of the "WATCHTOWER" and then add HAWAIIAN PUNCH to',
	1' the top..  They look NICE in the yard--\',
	1'I guess it was all a DREAM..  or an episode of HAWAII FIVE-O...\',
	1'I guess you guys got BIG MUSCLES from doing too much STUDYING!\',
	1'I had a lease on an OEDIPUS COMPLEX back in ''81...\',
	1'I had pancake makeup for brunch!\',
	1'I have a TINY BOWL in my HEAD\',
	1'I have a very good DENTAL PLAN.  Thank you.\',
	1'I have accepted Provolone into my life!\',
	1'I have many CHARTS and DIAGRAMS..\',
	1'I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket..',
	1' ..  I have read the INSTRUCTIONS...\'
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	1'I have the power to HALT PRODUCTION on all TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES!!\',
	1'I haven''t been married in over six years, but we had sexual counseling',
	1' every day from Oral Roberts!!\',
	1'I hope I bought the right relish...  zzzzzzzzz...\',
	1'I hope something GOOD came in the mail today so I have',
	1' a REASON to live!!\',
	1'I hope the "Eurythmics" practice birth control...\',
	1'I hope you millionaires are having fun!  I just invested half',
	1' your life savings in yeast!!\',
	1'I invented skydiving in 1989!\',
	1'I joined scientology at a garage sale!!\',
	1'I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!\',
	1'I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker..',
	1' But now I can''t remember WHO he is...\',
	1'I just had a NOSE JOB!!\',
	1'I just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON!\',
	1'I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!!  And I was just getting in touch',
	1' with my LEISURE SUIT!!\',
	1'I just remembered something about a TOAD!\',
	1'I know how to do SPECIAL EFFECTS!!\',
	1'I know th''MAMBO!!  I have a TWO-TONE CHEMISTRY SET!!\',
	1'I know things about TROY DONAHUE that can''t even be PRINTED!!\',
	1'I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!!\',
	1'I like the way ONLY their mouths move..  They look like DYING OYSTERS\',
	1'I like your SNOOPY POSTER!!\',
	1'I love ROCK ''N ROLL!  I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT" in 1965!!\',
	1'I need to discuss BUY-BACK PROVISIONS with at least',
	1' six studio SLEAZEBALLS!!\',
	1'I once decorated my apartment entirely in ten foot salad forks!!\',
	1'I own seven-eighths of all the artists in downtown Burbank!\',
	1'I put aside my copy of "BOWLING WORLD" and think',
	1' about GUN CONTROL legislation..\',
	1'I represent a sardine!!\',
	1'I request a weekend in Havana with Phil Silvers!\',
	1'I selected E5...  but I didn''t hear "Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs"!\',
	1'I smell a RANCID CORN DOG!\',
	1'I smell like a wet reducing clinic on Columbus Day!\',
	1'I think I am an overnight sensation right now!!\',
	1'I think my career is ruined!\',
	1'I used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the',
	1' HIGH RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!!\',
	1'I want EARS!  I want two ROUND BLACK EARS to make me feel warm ''n secure!!\',
	1'I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go..  with EXTRA MSG!!\',
	1'I want a WESSON OIL lease!!\',
	1'I want another RE-WRITE on my CEASAR SALAD!!\',
	1'I want the presidency so bad I can already taste the hors d''oeuvres.\',
	1'I want to dress you up as TALLULAH BANKHEAD and cover you with',
	1' VASELINE and WHEAT THINS..\',
	1'I want to kill everyone here with a cute colorful Hydrogen Bomb!!\',
	1'I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space...\',
	1'I want to so HAPPY, the VEINS in my neck STAND OUT!!\',
	1'I want you to MEMORIZE the collected poems of EDNA ST VINCENT MILLAY..',
	1' BACKWARDS!!\',
	1'I want you to organize my PASTRY trays...  my TEA-TINS are gleaming in',
	1' formation like a ROW of DRUM MAJORETTES --',
	1' please don''t be FURIOUS with me --\',
	1'I was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual revolution!\',
	1'I was making donuts and now I''m on a bus!\',
	1'I wish I was a sex-starved manicurist found dead in the Bronx!!\',
	1'I wish I was on a Cincinnati street corner holding a clean dog!\',
	1'I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world?\',
	1'I wonder if I should put myself in ESCROW!!\',
	1'I wonder if there''s anything GOOD on tonight?\',
	1'I would like to urinate in an OVULAR, porcelain pool --\',
	1'I''d like MY data-base JULIENNED and stir-fried!\',
	1'I''d like some JUNK FOOD...  and then I want to be ALONE --\',
	1'I''ll eat ANYTHING that''s BRIGHT BLUE!!\',
	1'I''ll show you MY telex number if you show me YOURS...\',
	1'I''m ANN LANDERS!!  I can SHOPLIFT!!\',
	1'I''m DESPONDENT...  I hope there''s something DEEP-FRIED under this',
	1' miniature DOMED STADIUM...\',
	1'I''m EMOTIONAL now because I have MERCHANDISING CLOUT!!\',
	1'I''m GLAD I remembered to XEROX all my UNDERSHIRTS!!\',
	1'I''m QUIETLY reading the latest issue of "BOWLING WORLD"',
	1' while my wife and two children stand QUIETLY BY..\',
	1'I''m RELIGIOUS!!  I love a man with a HAIRPIECE!!',
	1' Equip me with MISSILES!!\',
	1'I''m ZIPPY the PINHEAD and I''m totally committed to the festive mode.\',
	1'I''m a GENIUS!  I want to dispute sentence structure with SUSAN SONTAG!!\',
	1'I''m a fuschia bowling ball somewhere in Brittany\',
	1'I''m a nuclear submarine under the polar ice cap and I need a Kleenex!\',
	1'I''m also against BODY-SURFING!!\',
	1'I''m also pre-POURED pre-MEDITATED and pre-RAPHAELITE!!\',
	1'I''m changing the CHANNEL..  But all I get is commercials',
	1' for "RONCO MIRACLE BAMBOO STEAMERS"!\',
	1'I''m continually AMAZED at th''breathtaking effects of WIND EROSION!!\',
	1'I''m definitely not in Omaha!\',
	1'I''m dressing up in an ill-fitting IVY-LEAGUE SUIT!!  Too late...\',
	1'I''m encased in the lining of a pure pork sausage!!\',
	1'I''m gliding over a NUCLEAR WASTE DUMP near ATLANTA, Georgia!!\'
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	1'I''m having BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS about the INSIPID WIVES',
	1' of smug and wealthy CORPORATE LAWYERS..\',
	1'I''m having a BIG BANG THEORY!!\',
	1'I''m having a MID-WEEK CRISIS!\',
	1'I''m having a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE..  and I don''t take any DRUGS\',
	1'I''m having a tax-deductible experience!  I need an energy crunch!!\',
	1'I''m having an EMOTIONAL OUTBURST!!  But, uh, WHY is there a WAFFLE',
	1' in my PAJAMA POCKET??\',
	1'I''m having an emotional outburst!!\',
	1'I''m having fun HITCHHIKING to CINCINNATI or FAR ROCKAWAY!!\',
	1'I''m in direct contact with many advanced fun CONCEPTS.\',
	1'I''m into SOFTWARE!\',
	1'I''m meditating on the FORMALDEHYDE and the ASBESTOS leaking into my',
	1' PERSONAL SPACE!!\',
	1'I''m mentally OVERDRAWN!  What''s that SIGNPOST up ahead?',
	1' Where''s ROD STERLING when you really need him?\',
	1'I''m not an Iranian!!  I voted for Dianne Feinstein!!\',
	1'I''m not available for comment..\',
	1'I''m pretending I''m pulling in a TROUT!  Am I doing it correctly??\',
	1'I''m pretending that we''re all watching PHIL SILVERS',
	1' instead of RICARDO MONTALBAN!\',
	1'I''m rated PG-34!!\',
	1'I''m receiving a coded message from EUBIE BLAKE!!\',
	1'I''m reporting for duty as a modern person.  I want to do',
	1' the Latin Hustle now!\',
	1'I''m shaving!!  I''M SHAVING!!\',
	1'I''m sitting on my SPEED QUEEN..  To me, it''s ENJOYABLE..',
	1' I''m WARM..  I''m VIBRATORY..\',
	1'I''m thinking about DIGITAL READ-OUT systems and',
	1' computer-generated IMAGE FORMATIONS..\',
	1'I''m totally DESPONDENT over the LIBYAN situation and the price of CHICKEN..\',
	1'I''m using my X-RAY VISION to obtain a rare glimpse of the',
	1' INNER WORKINGS of this POTATO!!\',
	1'I''m wearing PAMPERS!!\',
	1'I''m wet!  I''m wild!\',
	1'I''m young..  I''m HEALTHY..  I can HIKE THRU CAPT GROGAN''S LUMBAR REGIONS!\',
	1'I''ve got a COUSIN who works in the GARMENT DISTRICT...\',
	1'I''ve got an IDEA!!  Why don''t I STARE at you so HARD,',
	1' you forget your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!!\',
	1'I''ve read SEVEN MILLION books!!\',
	1'INSIDE, I have the same personality disorder as LUCY RICARDO!!\',
	1'If I am elected no one will ever have to do their laundry again!\',
	1'If I am elected, the concrete barriers around the WHITE HOUSE',
	1' will be replaced by tasteful foam replicas of ANN MARGARET!\',
	1'If I felt any more SOPHISTICATED I would DIE of EMBARRASSMENT!\',
	1'If I had a Q-TIP, I could prevent th''collapse of NEGOTIATIONS!!\',
	1'If I pull this SWITCH I''ll be RITA HAYWORTH!!  Or a SCIENTOLOGIST!\',
	1'If Robert Di Niro assassinates Walter Slezak, will',
	1' Jodie Foster marry Bonzo??\',
	1'If a person is FAMOUS in this country, they have to go on the ROAD',
	1' for MONTHS at a time and have their name misspelled on the SIDE',
	1' of a GREYHOUND SCENICRUISER!!\',
	1'If elected, Zippy pledges to each and every American',
	1' a 55-year-old houseboy...\',
	1'If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!\',
	1'In Newark the laundromats are open 24 hours a day!\',
	1'Inside, I''m already SOBBING!\',
	1'Is a tattoo real, like a curb or a battleship?',
	1' Or are we suffering in Safeway?\',
	1'Is it 1974?  What''s for SUPPER?  Can I spend my COLLEGE FUND in',
	1' one wild afternoon??\',
	1'Is it NOUVELLE CUISINE when 3 olives are struggling with a scallop',
	1' in a plate of SAUCE MORNAY?\',
	1'Is it clean in other dimensions?\',
	1'Is something VIOLENT going to happen to a GARBAGE CAN?\',
	1'Is this TERMINAL fun?\',
	1'Is this an out-take from the "BRADY BUNCH"?\',
	1'Is this going to involve RAW human ecstasy?\',
	1'Is this the line for the latest whimsical  YUGOSLAVIAN drama which also',
	1' makes you want to CRY and reconsider the VIETNAM WAR?\',
	1'Isn''t this my STOP?!\',
	1'It don''t mean a THING if you ain''t got that SWING!!\',
	1'It was a JOKE!!  Get it??  I was receiving messages',
	1' from DAVID LETTERMAN!!  YOW!!\',
	1'It''s NO USE..  I''ve gone to "CLUB MED"!!\',
	1'It''s OBVIOUS..  The FURS never reached ISTANBUL..  You were',
	1' an EXTRA in the REMAKE of "TOPKAPI"..  Go home to your',
	1' WIFE..  She''s making FRENCH TOAST!\',
	1'It''s OKAY --- I''m an INTELLECTUAL, too.\',
	1'It''s a lot of fun being alive...  I wonder if my bed is made?!?\',
	1'It''s the RINSE CYCLE!!  They''ve ALL IGNORED the RINSE CYCLE!!\',
	1'JAPAN is a WONDERFUL planet -- I wonder if we''ll ever reach',
	1' their level of COMPARATIVE SHOPPING...\',
	1'Jesus is my POSTMASTER GENERAL..\',
	1'Kids, don''t gross me off..  "Adventures with MENTAL HYGIENE"',
	1' can be carried too FAR!\',
	1'Kids, the seven basic food groups are GUM, PUFF PASTRY, PIZZA,',
	1' PESTICIDES, ANTIBIOTICS, NUTRA-SWEET and MILK DUDS!!\',
	1'LBJ, LBJ, how many JOKES did you tell today??!\',
	1'LOOK!!  Sullen American teens wearing MADRAS shorts and'
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	1' "Flock of Seagulls" HAIRCUTS!\',
	1'Laundry is the fifth dimension!!  ...um...um...  th'' washing machine',
	1' is a black hole and the pink socks are bus drivers who just fell in!!\',
	1'Leona, I want to CONFESS things to you..',
	1' I want to WRAP you in a SCARLET ROBE trimmed with POLYVINYL CHLORIDE..',
	1' I want to EMPTY your ASHTRAYS...\',
	1'Let me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS...\',
	1'Let''s all show human CONCERN for REVERAND MOON''s legal difficulties!!\',
	1'Let''s send the Russians defective lifestyle accessories!\',
	1'Life is a POPULARITY CONTEST!  I''m REFRESHINGLY CANDID!!\',
	1'Loni Anderson''s hair should be LEGALIZED!!\',
	1'Look DEEP into the OPENINGS!!  Do you see any ELVES or EDSELS...',
	1' or a HIGHBALL??...\',
	1'Look into my eyes and try to forget that you have a Macy''s charge card!\',
	1'Look!  A ladder!  Maybe it leads to heaven, or a sandwich!\',
	1'MERYL STREEP is my obstetrician!\',
	1'MMM-MM!!  So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION!\',
	1'MY income is ALL disposable!\',
	1'Make me look like LINDA RONSTADT again!!\',
	1'Mary Tyler Moore''s SEVENTH HUSBAND is wearing my DACRON TANK TOP',
	1' in a cheap hotel in HONOLULU!\',
	1'Maybe we could paint GOLDIE HAWN a rich PRUSSIAN BLUE--\',
	1'Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!!  A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed',
	1' with the shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!!...  Oh BOY!!  I''m',
	1' about to swallow a TORN-OFF section of a COW''S LEFT LEG',
	1' soaked in COTTONSEED OIL and SUGAR!!  ..  Let''s see..',
	1' Next, I''ll have the GROUND-UP flesh of CUTE, BABY LAMBS',
	1' fried in the MELTED, FATTY TISSUES from a warm-blooded',
	1' animal someone once PETTED!!  ...  YUM!!  That was GOOD!!',
	1' For DESSERT, I''ll have a TOFU BURGER with BEAN SPROUTS',
	1' on a stone-ground, WHOLE WHEAT BUN!!\',
	1'Mr and Mrs PED, can I borrow 26.7% of the RAYON TEXTILE production',
	1' of the INDONESIAN archipelago?\',
	1'My Aunt MAUREEN was a military advisor to IKE & TINA TURNER!!\',
	1'My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off..  It has noiseless',
	1' DOZE FUNCTION and full kitchen!!\',
	1'My CODE of ETHICS is vacationing at famed SCHROON LAKE',
	1' in upstate New York!!\',
	1'My EARS are GONE!!\',
	1'My LESLIE GORE record is BROKEN..\',
	1'My face is new, my license is expired, and I''m under a doctor''s care!!!!\',
	1'My haircut is totally traditional!\',
	1'My life is a patio of fun!\',
	1'My mind is a potato field...\',
	1'My mind is making ashtrays in Dayton....\',
	1'My nose feels like a bad Ronald Reagan movie...\',
	1'My pants just went to high school in the Carlsbad Caverns!!!\',
	1'My polyvinyl cowboy wallet was made in Hong Kong by Montgomery Clift!\',
	1'My uncle Murray conquered Egypt in 53 B.C.  And I can prove it too!!\',
	1'NANCY!!  Why is everything RED?!\',
	1'NATHAN...  your PARENTS were in a CARCRASH!!',
	1' They''re VOIDED - They COLLAPSED',
	1' They had no CHAINSAWS...  They had no MONEY MACHINES...',
	1' They did PILLS in SKIMPY GRASS SKIRTS...',
	1' Nathan, I EMULATED them...  but they were OFF-KEY...\',
	1'NEWARK has been REZONED!!  DES MOINES has been REZONED!!\',
	1'Not SENSUOUS...  only "FROLICSOME"...',
	1' and in need of DENTAL WORK...  in PAIN!!!\',
	1'Now I am depressed...\',
	1'Now I understand the meaning of "THE MOD SQUAD"!\',
	1'Now I''m being INVOLUNTARILY shuffled closer to the CLAM DIP',
	1' with the BROKEN PLASTIC FORKS in it!!\',
	1'Now I''m concentrating on a specific tank battle toward',
	1' the end of World War II!\',
	1'Now I''m having INSIPID THOUGHTS about the beatiful, round',
	1' wives of HOLLYWOOD MOVIE MOGULS encased in PLEXIGLASS CARS',
	1' and being approached by SMALL BOYS selling FRUIT..\',
	1'Now my EMOTIONAL RESOURCES are heavily committed to 23% of the',
	1' SMELTING and REFINING industry of the state of NEVADA!!\',
	1'Now that I have my "APPLE," I comprehend COST ACCOUNTING!!\',
	1'Now, I think it would be GOOD to buy FIVE or SIX STUDEBAKERS',
	1' and CRUISE for ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING!!\',
	1'Now, let''s SEND OUT for QUICHE!!\',
	1'OKAY!!  Turn on the sound ONLY for TRYNEL CARPETING,',
	1' FULLY-EQUIPPED R.V.''S and FLOATATION SYSTEMS!!\',
	1'OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS??  Oh, YEH!!  First you need 4 GALLONS of JELL-O',
	1' and a BIG WRENCH!!...  I think you drop th''WRENCH in the JELL-O as if',
	1' it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT...  ...or...I...um...  WHERE''S the',
	1' WASHING MACHINES?\',
	1'ONE:  I will donate my entire "BABY HUEY" comic book collection',
	1' to the downtown PLASMA CENTER..',
	1' TWO:  I won''t START a BAND called "KHADAFY & THE HIT SQUAD"..',
	1' THREE:  I won''t ever TUMBLE DRY my FOX TERRIER again!!\',
	1'OVER the underpass!  UNDER the overpass!  Around the FUTURE',
	1' and BEYOND REPAIR!!\',
	1'Of course, you UNDERSTAND about the PLAIDS in the SPIN CYCLE --\',
	1'Oh my GOD -- the SUN just fell into YANKEE STADIUM!!\',
	1'Oh, I get it!!  "The BEACH goes on," huh, SONNY??\',
	1'Okay..  I''m going home to write the "I HATE RUBIK''s CUBE',
	1' HANDBOOK FOR DEAD CAT LOVERS"..\'
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	1'On SECOND thought, maybe I''ll heat up some BAKED BEANS and',
	1' watch REGIS PHILBIN..  It''s GREAT to be ALIVE!!\',
	1'On the other hand, life can be an endless parade of TRANSSEXUAL',
	1' QUILTING BEES aboard a cruise ship to DISNEYWORLD',
	1' if only we let it!!\',
	1'On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never',
	1' without a POINT.\',
	1'Once, there was NO fun...  This was before MENU planning,',
	1' FASHION statements or NAUTILUS equipment...',
	1' Then, in 1985..  FUN was completely encoded in this tiny MICROCHIP..',
	1' It contain 14,768 vaguely amusing SIT-COM pilots!!',
	1' We had to wait FOUR BILLION years but we finally got JERRY LEWIS,',
	1' MTV and a large selection of creme-filled snack cakes!\',
	1'Our father who art in heaven..  I sincerely pray that SOMEBODY',
	1' at this table will PAY for my SHREDDED WHAT and ENGLISH MUFFIN..',
	1' and also leave a GENEROUS TIP...\',
	1'PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH?\',
	1'PEGGY FLEMMING is stealing BASKET BALLS to feed the babies in VERMONT.\',
	1'PIZZA!!\',
	1'PUNK ROCK!!  DISCO DUCK!!  BIRTH CONTROL!!\',
	1'Pardon me, but do you know what it means to be TRULY ONE',
	1' with your BOOTH!\',
	1'Place me on a BUFFER counter while you BELITTLE several BELLHOPS',
	1' in the Trianon Room!!  Let me one of your SUBSIDIARIES!\',
	1'Please come home with me...  I have Tylenol!!\',
	1'Psychoanalysis??  I thought this was a nude rap session!!!\',
	1'Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!\',
	1'RELATIVES!!\',
	1'RHAPSODY in Glue!\',
	1'Remember, in 2039, MOUSSE & PASTA will be available',
	1' ONLY by prescription!!\',
	1'SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE wearing bright',
	1' blue LEG WARMERS..  He scrubs the POPE with a mild',
	1' soap or detergent for 15 minutes, starring JANE FONDA!!\',
	1'SHHHH!!  I hear SIX TATTOOED TRUCK-DRIVERS tossing ENGINE BLOCKS',
	1' into empty OIL DRUMS..\',
	1'Send your questions to "ASK ZIPPY", Box 40474,',
	1' San Francisco, CA 94140, USA\',
	1'Should I do my BOBBIE VINTON medley?\',
	1'Should I start with the time I SWITCHED personalities with a BEATNIK',
	1' hair stylist or my failure to refer five TEENAGERS to a good OCULIST?\',
	1'Sign my PETITION.\',
	1'So this is what it feels like to be potato salad\',
	1'Sometime in 1993 NANCY SINATRA will lead a BLOODLESS COUP on GUAM!!\',
	1'Somewhere in DOWNTOWN BURBANK a prostitute is OVERCOOKING a LAMB CHOP!!\',
	1'Somewhere in Tenafly, New Jersey, a chiropractor is viewing',
	1' "Leave it to Beaver"!\',
	1'Somewhere in suburban Honolulu, an unemployed bellhop is whipping up',
	1' a batch of illegal psilocybin chop suey!!\',
	1'Spreading peanut butter reminds me of opera!!  I wonder why?\',
	1'TAILFINS!!  ...click...\',
	1'TAPPING?  You POLITICIANS!  Don''t you realize that the END of the',
	1' "Wash Cycle" is a TREASURED MOMENT for most people?!\',
	1'TONY RANDALL!  Is YOUR life a PATIO of FUN??\',
	1'Talking Pinhead Blues:',
	1' Oh, I LOST my "HELLO KITTY" DOLL and I get BAD reception on',
	1'  channel TWENTY-SIX!!',
	1' Th''HOSTESS FACTORY is closin'' down and I just heard ZASU PITTS',
	1'  has been DEAD for YEARS..  (sniff)',
	1' My PLATFORM SHOE collection was CHEWED up by th''dog, ALEXANDER',
	1'  HAIG won''t let me take a SHOWER ''til Easter.. (snurf)',
	1' So I went to the kitchen, but WALNUT PANELING whup me',
	1'  upside mah HAID!! (on no, no, no..  Heh, heh)\',
	1'Tex SEX!  The HOME of WHEELS!  The dripping of COFFEE!!  Take me',
	1' to Minnesota but don''t EMBARRASS me!!\',
	1'Th'' MIND is the Pizza Palace of th'' SOUL\',
	1'Thank god!!..  It''s HENNY YOUNGMAN!!\',
	1'The FALAFEL SANDWICH lands on my HEAD and I become a VEGETARIAN...\',
	1'The Korean War must have been fun.\',
	1'The Osmonds!  You are all Osmonds!!  Throwing up on a freeway at dawn!!!\',
	1'The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY is CRYING for an END to BURT REYNOLDS movies!!\',
	1'The PINK SOCKS were ORIGINALLY from 1952!!',
	1' But they went to MARS around 1953!!\',
	1'The SAME WAVE keeps coming in and COLLAPSING like a rayon MUU-MUU..\',
	1'The appreciation of the average visual graphisticator alone is worth',
	1' the whole suaveness and decadence which abounds!!\',
	1'The entire CHINESE WOMEN''S VOLLEYBALL TEAM all share ONE personality --',
	1' and have since BIRTH!!\',
	1'The fact that 47 PEOPLE are yelling and sweat is cascading',
	1' down my SPINAL COLUMN is fairly enjoyable!!\',
	1'There''s a little picture of ED MCMAHON doing BAD THINGS to JOAN RIVERS',
	1' in a $200,000 MALIBU BEACH HOUSE!!\',
	1'There''s enough money here to buy 5000 cans of Noodle-Roni!\',
	1'These PRESERVES should be FORCE-FED to PENTAGON OFFICIALS!!\',
	1'They collapsed....  like nuns in the street...',
	1' they had no teen appeal!\',
	1'This ASEXUAL PIG really BOILS my BLOOD...  He''s so..so.....URGENT!!\',
	1'This MUST be a good party -- My RIB CAGE is being painfully',
	1' pressed up against someone''s MARTINI!!\',
	1'This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!\'
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	1'This PORCUPINE knows his ZIPCODE..  And he has "VISA"!!\',
	1'This TOPS OFF my partygoing experience!  Someone I DON''T LIKE',
	1' is talking to me about a HEART-WARMING European film..\',
	1'This is a NO-FRILLS flight -- hold th'' CANADIAN BACON!!\',
	1'Those aren''t WINOS--that''s my JUGGLER, my AERIALIST,',
	1' my SWORD SWALLOWER, and my LATEX NOVELTY SUPPLIER!!\',
	1'Thousands of days of civilians ...  have produced a...',
	1' feeling for the aesthetic modules --\',
	1'Today, THREE WINOS from DETROIT sold me a framed photo of',
	1' TAB HUNTER before his MAKEOVER!\',
	1'Toes, knees, NIPPLES.  Toes, knees, nipples, KNUCKLES...',
	1' Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!',
	1' I don''t like FRANK SINATRA or his CHILDREN.\',
	1'UH-OH!!  I put on "GREAT HEAD-ON TRAIN COLLISIONS of the 50''s"',
	1' by mistake!!!\',
	1'UH-OH!!  I think KEN is OVER-DUE on his R.V. PAYMENTS and HE''S',
	1' having a NERVOUS BREAKDOWN too!!  Ha ha.\',
	1'UH-OH!!  We''re out of AUTOMOBILE PARTS and RUBBER GOODS!\',
	1'Uh-oh --  WHY am I suddenly thinking of a VENERABLE religious leader',
	1' frolicking on a FORT LAUDERDALE weekend?\',
	1'Uh-oh!!  I forgot to submit to COMPULSORY URINALYSIS!\',
	1'Uh-oh!!  I''m having TOO MUCH FUN!!\',
	1'Used staples are good with SOY SAUCE!\',
	1'Vote for ME -- I''m well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and',
	1' TAX-DEFERRED!\',
	1'WHO sees a BEACH BUNNY sobbing on a SHAG RUG?!\',
	1'WHOA!!  Ken and Barbie are having TOO MUCH FUN!!  It must',
	1' be the NEGATIVE IONS!!\',
	1'Wait..  is this a FUN THING or the END of LIFE in Petticoat Junction??\',
	1'Was my SOY LOAF left out in th''RAIN?  It tastes REAL GOOD!!\',
	1'We are now enjoying total mutual interaction in an imaginary hot tub...\',
	1'We have DIFFERENT amounts of HAIR --\',
	1'We just joined the civil hair patrol!\',
	1'We place two copies of PEOPLE magazine in a DARK, HUMID mobile home.',
	1' 45 minutes later CYNDI LAUPER emerges wearing a BIRD CAGE on her head!\',
	1'Well, I''m INVISIBLE AGAIN..  I might as well pay a visit to the',
	1' LADIES ROOM...\',
	1'Well, I''m a classic ANAL RETENTIVE!!  And I''m looking for a way to',
	1' VICARIOUSLY experience some reason to LIVE!!\',
	1'Well, O.K.  I''ll compromise with my principles because of',
	1' EXISTENTIAL DESPAIR!\',
	1'Well, here I am in AMERICA..  I LIKE it.  I HATE it.  ',
	1'I LIKE it.  I HATE it.  I LIKE it.  I HATE it.  I LIKE it.',
	1'I HATE it.  I LIKE..  EMOTIONS are SWEEPING over me!!\',
	1'Were these parsnips CORRECTLY MARINATED in TACO SAUCE?\',
	1'What GOOD is a CARDBOARD suitcase ANYWAY?\',
	1'What I need is a MATURE RELATIONSHIP with a FLOPPY DISK...\',
	1'What I want to find out is -- do parrots know much about Astro-Turf?\',
	1'What PROGRAM are they watching?\',
	1'What UNIVERSE is this, please??\',
	1'What a COINCIDENCE!  I''m an authorized "SNOOTS OF THE STARS" dealer!!\',
	1'What''s the MATTER Sid?..  Is your BEVERAGE unsatisfactory?\',
	1'When I met th''POPE back in ''58, I scrubbed him with a MILD SOAP',
	1' or DETERGENT for 15 minutes.  He seemed to enjoy it..\',
	1'When this load is DONE I think I''ll wash it AGAIN..\',
	1'When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING?\',
	1'When you said "HEAVILY FORESTED" it reminded me of an overdue',
	1' CLEANING BILL..  Don''t you SEE?  O''Grogan SWALLOWED a VALUABLE',
	1' COIN COLLECTION and HAD to murder the ONLY MAN who KNEW!!\',
	1'Where do your SOCKS go when you lose them in th'' WASHER?\',
	1'Where does it go when you flush?\',
	1'Where''s SANDY DUNCAN?\',
	1'Where''s th'' DAFFY DUCK EXHIBIT??\',
	1'Where''s the Coke machine?  Tell me a joke!!\',
	1'While my BRAINPAN is being refused service in BURGER KING,',
	1' Jesuit priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!!\',
	1'While you''re chewing, think of STEVEN SPIELBERG''S',
	1' bank account..  This will have the same effect as',
	1' two "STARCH BLOCKERS"!\',
	1'Why are these athletic shoe salesmen following me??\',
	1'Why don''t you ever enter and CONTESTS, Marvin??',
	1' Don''t you know your own ZIPCODE?\',
	1'Why is everything made of Lycra Spandex?\',
	1'Why is it that when you DIE, you can''t take your',
	1' HOME ENTERTAINMENT CENTER with you??\',
	1'Will it improve my CASH FLOW?\',
	1'Will the third world war keep "Bosom Buddies" off the air?\',
	1'Will this never-ending series of PLEASURABLE EVENTS never cease?\',
	1'With YOU, I can be MYSELF..  We don''t NEED Dan Rather..\',
	1'World War Three can be averted by adherence to a strictly enforced',
	1' dress code!\',
	1'Wow!  Look!!  A stray meatball!!  Let''s interview it!\',
	1'Xerox your lunch and file it under "sex offenders!"\',
	1'YOU PICKED KARL MALDEN''S NOSE!!\',
	1'YOU!!  Give me the CUTEST, PINKEST, most charming little',
	1' VICTORIAN DOLLHOUSE you can find!!  An make it SNAPPY!!\',
	1'YOW!!  Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!\',
	1'YOW!!  I''m in a very clever and adorable INSANE ASYLUM!!\',
	1'YOW!!  Now I understand advanced MICROBIOLOGY',
	1' and th'' new TAX REFORM laws!!\'
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	1'YOW!!  The land of the rising SONY!!\',
	1'YOW!!  Up ahead!  It''s a DONUT HUT!!\',
	1'YOW!!  What should the entire human race DO??  Consume a fifth',
	1' of CHIVAS REGAL, ski NUDE down MT. EVEREST, and have a wild',
	1' SEX WEEKEND!\',
	1'YOW!!!  I am having fun!!!\',
	1'Yes, but will I see the EASTER BUNNY in skintight leather',
	1' at an IRON MAIDEN concert?\',
	1'You can''t hurt me!!  I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!!\',
	1'You mean now I can SHOOT YOU in the back and further BLUR',
	1' th'' distinction between FANTASY and REALITY?\',
	1'You mean you don''t want to watch WRESTLING from ATLANTA?\',
	1'You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide',
	1' on a NEW CAREER!!\',
	1'You were s''posed to laugh!\',
	1'Your CHEEKS sit like twin NECTARINES above a MOUTH that knows no BOUNDS --\',
	1'Youth of today!  Join me in a mass rally for traditional mental attitudes!\',
	1'Yow!\',
	1'Yow!  Am I having fun yet?\',
	1'Yow!  Am I in Milwaukee?\',
	1'Yow!  And then we could sit on the hoods of cars at stop lights!\',
	1'Yow!  Are we laid back yet?\',
	1'Yow!  Are we wet yet?\',
	1'Yow!  Are you the self-frying president?\',
	1'Yow!  Did something bad happen or am I in a drive-in movie??\',
	1'Yow!  I just went below the poverty line!\',
	1'Yow!  I threw up on my window!\',
	1'Yow!  I want my nose in lights!\',
	1'Yow!  I want to mail a bronzed artichoke to Nicaragua!\',
	1'Yow!  I''m having a quadrophonic sensation of two winos',
	1' alone in a steel mill!\',
	1'Yow!  I''m imagining a surfer van filled with soy sauce!\',
	1'Yow!  Is my fallout shelter termite proof?\',
	1'Yow!  Is this sexual intercourse yet??  Is it, huh, is it??\',
	1'Yow!  It''s a hole all the way to downtown Burbank!\',
	1'Yow!  It''s some people inside the wall!  This is better than mopping!\',
	1'Yow!  Maybe I should have asked for my Neutron Bomb in PAISLEY--\',
	1'Yow!  Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL',
	1' when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!\',
	1'Yow!  Now we can become alcoholics!\',
	1'Yow!  Those people look exactly like Donnie and Marie Osmond!!\',
	1'Yow!  We''re going to a new disco!\',
	1'Zippy''s brain cells are straining to bridge synapses...\'
	1/
