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RAGOSTA     All men are created equal, but some are more equal than others.                 
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.                                    
                                                                                
HOLST       A lawyer is someone willing to spend every cent you own to prove he's right.    
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.            
                                                                                
SYSTEM      There are more old drunkards than old doctors.                                  
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Words must be weighed, not counted.                                             
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.     
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him.        
                                                                                
SYSTEM      An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.                    
                                                                                
JURGELEIT   If you write a book entitled "How to Fail" and it fails,
    is it a success?  
                                                                                
JURGELEIT   DO UNTO OTHERS .... THEN SPLIT !                                                
                                                                                
SYSTEM      That must be wonderful!  I dont understand it at all.                           
                                                                                
SYSTEM      You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.                                 
                                                                                
SYSTEM      It's a poor workman who blames his tools.                                       
                                                                                
HOLST       Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.                          
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     To criticize the incompetent is easy;
it is more difficult to criticize the com
petent.                                                                         
SYSTEM      Man's horizons are bounded by his vision.                                       
                                                                                
SYSTEM      One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it.                                
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth.                              
                                                                                
SYSTEM      There are more ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream.               
                                                                                
HOLST       Buechner's Principle:  The simplest explanation is that it doesn't make sense.  
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.                 
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.                                
                                                                                
SYSTEM      If you continually give you will continually have.                              
                                                                                
SYSTEM      He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose.                           
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     ...and so you killed him in a rit of fealous jage !!!!                          
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.                                       
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.                   
                                                                                
SYSTEM      If you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend.              
                                                                                
SYSTEM      When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it.     
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.                        
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Everything bows to success, even grammar.                                       
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.                         
                                                                                
SYSTEM      He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.                        
                                                                                
HOLST       Ever notice that every time Congress hammers out a budget
   we're the ones tha
t get nailed ?                                                                  
SYSTEM      Even the boldest zebra fear the hungry lion.                                    
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Swap read error.  You lose your mind.                                           
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     What makes us so bitter against people who outwit us is that they think
themsel
ves cleverer than we are.                                                       
DUMMY       Tookey tookey.                                                                  
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.               
                                                                                
SYSTEM      It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.                        
                                                                                
SYSTEM      The only rose without thorns is friendship.                                     
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius.  
                                                                                
SYSTEM      The world is an 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of dirt.                   
                                                                                
BASERGA     THIESSEN'S LAW OF GASTRONOMY: The hardness of the butter is in direct
proportio
n to the softness of the roll                                                   
SYSTEM      From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.                       
                                                                                
SYSTEM      He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.                          
                                                                                
HOLST       Suppose that you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress.
But I
 repeat myself.
                        -- Mark Twain                          
SYSTEM      Never drink from your finger bowl - it contains only water.                     
                                                                                
SYSTEM      To save a single life is better than to build a seven story pagoda.             
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgment.                       
                                                                                
SYSTEM      You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant.       
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.             
                                                                                
SYSTEM      It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.                  
                                                                                
SYSTEM      He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.           
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Watch out for the old mortar in the rocks in the fourteenth hole trick.         
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Too bad ignorance isn't painful.                                                
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever see each other again.  
                                                                                
SYSTEM      When you go out to buy, don't show your silver.                                 
                                                                                
HOLST         It's the special genius of Congress to seize an idea whose time has come
and 
sit on it until its time has gone.                                              
SYSTEM      Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.                     
                                                                                
SHERIDAN    Reality in small doses is OK.  But as a lifestyle it is too confining.          
                                                                                
SYSTEM      To give happines is to deserve happiness.                                       
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Just when you start winning the rat race, along come faster rats.               
                                                                                
SHERIDAN    The only way to find the limits of the possible is to go beyond them to
the imp
ossible.                                                                        
SYSTEM      A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.                           
                                                                                
SYSTEM      There are three things I have always loved and never understood - art, music,
a
nd women.                                                                       
HOLST       Computer Programming Principles. (1) The computer is never wrong.
(2) The progr
ammer is always wrong.                                                          
RAGOSTA     The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.      
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Make a wish, it might come true.                                                
                                                                                
SYSTEM      How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.             
                                                                                
SYSTEM      To do is to be - Nietzsche
To be is to do - Sartre
Do be do be do - Sinatra   
                                                                                
JURGELEIT   Goals are dreams with deadlines.                                                
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Never try to teach a pig to sing... It wastes your time and annoys the pig.     
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Always remember that you are unique.
  Just like everyone else.                
                                                                                
SHERIDAN    The First Rule Of Holes----- If you're in one, stop digging.                  

                      SHERIDAN                                                  
SYSTEM      Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.      
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.                    
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of
Cas
ablanca.                                                                        
SYSTEM      He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.                  
                                                                                
SYSTEM      A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.                 
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.                                   
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.                        
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.                              
                                                                                
SYSTEM      What no spouse of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working
when
 he's staring out the window.                                                   
JURGELEIT   What I'm looking for is a blessing that's not in disguise.                      
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Cabbage:  A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a
man'
s head.                                                                         
RAGOSTA     Along the road your steps may stumble, your thoughts may start to stray;
but th
rough it all a heart held humble levels and lights the way.                     
HOLST       I'm FINE... Frustrated, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotionally disturbed.          
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.                         
                                                                                
SYSTEM      History books which contain no lies are extremely dull.                         
                                                                                
SYSTEM      No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human
natur
e.                                                                              
SYSTEM      If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really

make them think they'll hate you.                                               
SYSTEM      Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.                
                                                                                
HOLST       I read the newspaper today, and was amazed that in 24 hours
five BILLION people
 could accomplish so little.                                                    
SYSTEM      No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.                    
                                                                                
SYSTEM      What orators lack in depth they make up in length.                              
                                                                                
SYSTEM      If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it.  Quit work and play
for
 once.                                                                          
SYSTEM      It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things.                 
                                                                                
SYSTEM      To keep your friends treat them kindly; to kill them, treat them often.         
                                                                                
SYSTEM      The best prophet of the future is the past.                                     
                                                                                
SYSTEM      We prefer to speak evil of ourselves than not speak of ourselves at all.        
                                                                                
SYSTEM      He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.             
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Love the sea? I Dote upon it - from the beach.                                  
                                                                                
SYSTEM      What this country needs is a dime that will buy a good five-cent bagel.         
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     $ DELETE *.*;*
$ DIR
No files found.
$ LOGOUT                                
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Pity the poor corpuscle, for he labors in vein.                                 
                                                                                
SYSTEM      The universe is laughing behind your back.                                      
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.                            
                                                                                
SYSTEM      I must have slipped a disk - my pack hurts.                                     
                                                                                
SYSTEM      By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.                               
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go
th
rough hell to get it.                                                           
SYSTEM      Many a family tree needs trimming.                                              
                                                                                
BURNS       THERE IS NEVER ANY TRUE PLEASURE IN THAT WHICH GIVES ANOTHER PAIN               
                                                                                
HOLST       If it looks to good to be true, it [1mis[0m too good to be true.              
                                                                                
SYSTEM      The hardest thing is to disguise your feelings when you put a lot of relatives

on the train for home.                                                          
HOLST       A Bus Station is where buses stop.  A Train Station is where
trains stop.  On m
y desk, there is a Work Station.                                                
SYSTEM      This file will self-destruct in five minutes.                                   
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.          
                                                                                
SYSTEM      To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.                             
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.                        
                                                                                
SYSTEM      The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.                     
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind.                     
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.                         
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Patience is the root of all evil.                                               
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.                          
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     ...but now old friends are acting strange;
     they shake their heads and say 
I've changed...                                                                 
SYSTEM      One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.                         
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.                             
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
A. From chasing parked ambula
nces.                                                                           
FLEIG       When looking directly at the easy way, especially for long periods, you will
no
t see it.                                                                       
RAGOSTA     Forty two.                                                                      
                                                                                
JURGELEIT   Have a nice day, gorgeous !                                                     
                                                                                
HOLST       Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.                                              
                                                                                
SHERIDAN    Life is spent waiting for either death or Santa Claus.                          
                                                                                
FLEIG       A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing
f
irst.                                                                           
FLEIG       Warranty and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice.            
                                                                                
FLEIG       Pure drivel tends to drive ordinary drivel off the TV screen.                   
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     dlog si srettilg taht lla erus s'ohw ydal a s'erehT                             
                                                                                
FLEIG       You always find something the last place you look.                              
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh.               
                                                                                
JURGELEIT   Never turn your back on the Ocean.  Why?
   Because it may be waving at you.   
                                                                                
FLEIG       Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.                        
                                                                                
OBRIEN      Todays problems are usually forgotten by tomorrow.                              
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     DEC's latest VAX architecture handbook features scratch and sniff.  Now you can

literally smell the difference between the PC, a page fault, and a longword.   
GE          All men want to be rich, rich men want to be king, and a king ain't satisfied
t
ill he owns everything.                                                         
RAGOSTA     Do.
Or do not.
There is no try.

          -- Yoda                          
                                                                                
GE          You're in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.                                 
                                                                                
HABRIAL     Do you know that if it wasn't for you this system would run much better.        
                                                                                
HABRIAL     People from Los Angeles don't trust the air they can't see.                     
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer
   in
 the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.                        
HABRIAL     The system is going down forever starting next Tuesday.                         
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Start spreading the gnus.                                                       
                                                                                
HABRIAL     Well, its about time you log off and go home.  I'm tired.                       
                                                                                
JURGELEIT   When planets go around and around in circles, we say they are orbiting.
When pe
ople do it, we say they are crazy.                                              
RAGOSTA     We are facing insurmountable opportunities!                                     
                                                                                
TARAFDER    OOPS!!! ALL YOUR FILES GOT DELETED  VERY SORRY.                                 
                                                                                
NASTRAN     ART THOU SITTING ON A CORNFLAKE, WAITING FOR THE BAND TO COME??                 
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Eschew obfuscation.                                                             
                                                                                
GE          Get your tootsie-frootsie ice cream!                                            
                                                                                
GE          I'd rather have this bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!            
                                                                                
GE          Mrs. Peel, we're needed.                                                        
                                                                                
FLEIG       Whatever hits the fan will be evenly distributed.                               
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Beware of low-flying butterflies.                                               
                                                                                
FLEIG       For every human problem there is a neat, plain solution, and it is always wrong.
                                                                                
HOLST       Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder.                                               
                                                                                
FLEIG       A specialist is someone who has learned more and more about less and less
until
 he knows all there is to know about nothing at all.                            
HABRIAL     There are many good reasons for drinking, and one just entered my head;    If
a
 man can't drink when he's living, how can he drink when he's dead?             
FLEIG       The trouble with you is you think too much; just DO it!                         
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Don't get mad, get even.                                                        
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Always yield to temptation, for it may not pass your way again.                 
                                                                                
FLEIG       May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your bed tonight.                     
                                                                                
OBRIEN      Funny how something can make sense at first, but as you study it meaning its
le
ss becomes less and clear.                                                      
OBRIEN      What was the name of Quick-Draw Mcgraw's dog? (You know, the one who LOVED
thos
e dog biscuits!)                                                                
BACKS       It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide.                             
                                                                                
SIEGENTHAL  The day is the same length as anything that is the same length as it:
					Lewi
s Carroll                                                                       
RAGOSTA     Coles Law:    Thinly Sliced Cabbage                                             
                                                                                
SHERIDAN    Quality of life can be measured as the inverse of lawyers per thousand.         
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.                                   
                                                                                
SIEGENTHAL  Describe a circle, stroke its back and it turns vicious:                        
                                                                                
SIEGENTHAL  The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it:Wilde                 
                                                                                
SIEGENTHAL  If the rich could hire other people to die for them, the poor could make a
wond
erful living:                                                                   
SIEGENTHAL  One of the stangest things about life is that the poor, who need money the
most
, are the very ones that never have it:                                         
BASERGA     DENY EVERYTHING, ADMIT NOTHING, AND ASK FOR PROOF.                              
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     A professor is someone who talks in somebody else's sleep.                      
                                                                                
FLEIG       Get off your ASCII!                                                             
                                                                                
SHERIDAN    Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.                    
                                                                                
OBRIEN      Have you ever wished you could use a <CTRL/Y> in real life?                     
                                                                                
OBRIEN      There is no accounting for greed.                                               
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     It is better to keep silent and let someone think you a fool than
to open your 
mouth and remove all doubt.                                                     
LUETKEMEYE  Sometimes no matter which side of the bed you get up on, its the wrong side.    
                                                                                
LUETKEMEYE  Blessed are those who expect nothing for they shall not be disappointed. - 
Nie
tzsche                                                                          
NEFF        Nuke the gay Iranian unborn Med whales.                                         
                                                                                
OBRIEN      There is something to be said for one who speaks quickly and decisively.     
B
ut I can't think of what it is.                                                 
RAGOSTA     You can't always get what you want.

          (great philosopher Jagger)     
                                                                                
NEFF        The foolish and the dead alone never change their opinions. -- James Russell
Lo
well                                                                            
NEFF        There is nothing permanent except change.                                       
                                                                                
NEFF        Action is the last resource of those who know not how to dream.--Oscar Wilde    
                                                                                
NEFF        Eggheads, unite!  You have nothing to lose but your yolks.--Adlai Stevenson     
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     For a linear fit...obtain two data points.                                      
                                                                                
JURGELEIT   A bad habit never disappears miraculously; it's an undo-it-yourself
project.   
                                                                                
HOLST       Ever notice that no matter what happens in one day, 
   it exactly fits in the 
newspaper ?                                                                     
NEFF        The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.  
                                                                                
JURGELEIT   There are three kinds of liars:  1) plain liars,  2) damned liars,
   and 3) be
nchmark tests.                                                                  
NEFF        Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.                                 
                                                                                
NEFF        Insanity--a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.--R.D. Laing       
                                                                                
NEFF        To love is to admire with the heart; to admire is to love with the mind.        
                                                                                
NEFF        The only form of lying that is absolutely beyond reproach is lying for its own

sake. -- Oscar Wilde                                                            
NEFF        A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.-- Oscar Wilde        
                                                                                
NEFF        Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. --

George Bernard Shaw                                                             
NEFF        The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and
the
 pessimist fears this is true.                                                  
NEFF        I am free of all prejudices.  I hate every one equally.-- W.C. Fields           
                                                                                
NEFF        You can be sincere and still be stupid.                                         
                                                                                
NEFF        If it were not for space, all matter would be jammed together in one lump and
t
hat lump wouldn't take up any room.                                             
NEFF        A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.        
                                                                                
NEFF        A conservative is a man who does not think that anything should be done for
the
 first time.                                                                    
RAGOSTA     I love being a turtle !                                                         
                                                                                
HOLST       Why must hailstones always be the size of something else?
                     
    -- George Carlin                                                            
NEFF        My only policy is to profess evil and do good. -- George Bernard Shaw           
                                                                                
NEFF        Seeing is deceiving.  It's eating that's believing.                             
                                                                                
NEFF        For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill.                          
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     A successful technology must put reality ahead of public relations.             
                                                                                
NEFF        Committee-- a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.                    
                                                                                
NEFF        The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.        
                                                                                
NEFF        The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time.        
                                                                                
NEFF        The brain is as strong as its weakest think.                                    
                                                                                
NEFF        At a certain age some people's minds close up;  they live on their
intellectual
 fat.                                                                           
NEFF        If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish
int
o it.                                                                           
RAGOSTA     It's all because your mama don't dance and your daddy don't Rock and Roll!      
                                                                                
NEFF        Crank-- a man with a new idea until it succeeds.--Mark Twain                    
                                                                                
NEFF        Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.                      
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Old man, how is it that you can hear such things?

Young man, how is it that y
ou can not?                                                                     
MEARNS      Suits and ties are a poor substitute for competence.                            
                                                                                
PALMER      George Lucas announced today the acquisition of NASA's Ames Research Center. 
P
rofit-sharing will extend to all Ames employees.                                
RAGOSTA     If it ain't broke, don't fix it.                                                
                                                                                
PFALLER     "DEFINITION OF A GRAPEFRUIT:  A LEMON THAT HAD A CHANCE AND TOOK
              
                ADVANTAGE OF IT."  -- OSCAR WILDE                               
RMBROWN     The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.         
                                                                                
SCHLINKERT  My name is Bond . . .  James Bond.                                              
                                                                                
OBRIEN      Work and play should be kept separate; never work if there is important
playing
 that needs to be done.                                                         
HOLST       Definition of Foreign Aid:
     The transfer of money from poor people in rich 
countries
     to rich people in poor countries                                
HOLST       Real C&W lyric:  I hope you're living as high on the hog
                    as
 the pig you turned out to be.                                                  
VANCAMP     Be still as a mountain; move like a great river.                                
                                                                                
VANCAMP     One cannot carry great weights while walking on tiptoe.                         
                                                                                
FLEIG       That which is called a flash of creativity in man is called an error in a
compu
ter.                                                                            
HOLST       Common sense and common knowledge are the two most uncommon things
in the world
.                                                                               
FLEIG       %SYSTEM-F-COOKIENOTFND, cookie not in system cookie file                        
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.                                  
                                                                                
ANDERSON    Why take life seriously, you're not going to get out of it                    

 alive.      Red Skelton                                                        
RMBROWN     Missouri loves company                                                          
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally
wor
thless.                                                                         
CARWILE     There is no pen which is right for me.                                          
                                                                                
BLYNCH      You are a fluke of the Universe, You have no right to be here, and the
Universe
 is laughing behind your back--Deteriorada                                      
BLYNCH      No Fortune Today---Soothsayers out of commission due to unforseen circumstances.
                                                                                
NEDELL      Bones -- Caves.                                                                 
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Money is the root of all evil, and a man needs roots.                           
                                                                                
HOLST       If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well enough
to travel
.                                                                               
JLBROWN     The IRS has been informed of your fraudulent activities!                        
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     It's difficult to soar with eagles when you work with turkeys.                  
                                                                                
SYSTEM      %REM-S-END, control returned to node _OFF::                                     
                                                                                
DAVIST      Be ALERT, we need more LERTS !!                                                 
                                                                                
LIBRARY     Life is too short to just sit around enjoying yourself.                         
                                                                                
BLYNCH      The Nuclear Arms Race: Two men are sitting in a large pool of gasoline. One
has
 seven matches and the other has only five.                                     
BLYNCH      The British plan for the Falklanders: They will all be moved to Malta where
the
y will become Maltese Falcons. -- Alan Cranston                                 
JLBROWN     Why should we WAIT so long for something called a PROMPT?                       
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Stupidity (like virtue) is its own reward.                                      
                                                                                
OBRIEN      Some things need to have green paint applied to them.                           
                                                                                
CLEVIT      If "pro" is the opposite of "con", then what's the opposite of "progress".      
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Begin at the beginning, then go to the end, then stop.                          
                                                                                
HOSEIN      TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE!!                                     
                                                                                
MEARNS      How wonderful is science... One gets such wholesale returns in conjecture for
s
uch trifling investments in fact.  -Mark Twain                                  
WINGROVE    CORNY COMMUNICATION CREAMED ON CRUMBLY COOKIE  CAN CONNOTE CONNIPTIVE CLINICAL

CONCLUSION.                                                                     
OBRIEN      That's funny....I thought there was supposed to be a cookie here.               
                                                                                
HOSEIN      Fear and regret are twin thieves who rob us of today.                           
                                                                                
HOSEIN      And now for something completely different !!                                   
                                                                                
JURGELEIT   Whether you believe you can or believe you can't,
either way you're right.
   
                       - Henry Ford                                             
HLEE        WHEN YOU FIND THAT THEY ARE SUPERIOR TO US IN ANY FIELD, REMEMBER THAT THEIR
SU
PERIORITY IS INFERIOR TO OURS.--THURBER                                         
GOFORTH     Go to Dijkstra; Go to Dijkstra; Go to Dijkstra; Go to Dijkstra; Go to
Dijkstra;
 Go to Dijkstra; Go to Dijkstra; Go to Dijkstra;                                
HANNAN      I'd rather be here than Philadelphia. W. C. Fields Tombstone                    
                                                                                
OBRIEN      Skip the cookie, bring on the chocolate mousse!                                 
                                                                                
MIYA        USER E.T. IS PHONING YOU.                                                       
                                                                                
OBRIEN      Definition of a Polish string quartet:                                        

       a Polish orchestra just back from a Western tour.                        
LAMASTER    Consistency is the bugaboo of small minds - Emerson                             
                                                                                
LAMASTER    "He understood the difference between results and excuses."                     
                                                                                
JLBROWN     COPY UNIVERSE::[GALAXY]EARTH.SOL HOLE::[BLACK]                                  
                                                                                
OBRIEN      %CKE-W-ARBITRARILY, You have been denied cookie access just this one time.      
                                                                                
CONNORS     Never kick a child while his mother is watching.                                
                                                                                
GOFORTH     There are bold mountaineers and there are old mountaineers, but there are no
ol
d bold mountaineers.                                                            
RAGOSTA     I will not let my life be ruled by memories of memories.                        
                                                                                
HOLST       A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds 
as twenty men working twenty 
years.                                                                          
FROUNDS     Tis better to hear the rebuke of the wise than to hear the song of fools.       
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.                    
                                                                                
JURGELEIT   The trouble with being on time is that 
nobody is there to appreciate it !     
                                                                                
FROUNDS     space is a fun place.                                                           
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     The correct way to punctuate a sentence that starts "Of course it's none
of my 
business but..." is to place a period before the word "but".                    
SLOAN       Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.            
                                                                                
SLOAN       Law of Life's Highway: If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong
la
ne!                                                                             
SLOAN       No matter where you go, there you are!                                          
                                                                                
SLOAN       You can't fall off the floor.                                                   
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     There are two classes of people in the world: those who divide people into
two 
classes and those who don't.                                                    
FROUNDS     Science is the mother of all science.                                           
                                                                                
FROUNDS     May the farce be with you.                                                      
                                                                                
HOLST       Checks are always delayed in the mail; bills arrive on time or sooner.          
                                                                                
SHERIDAN    A man would have to be crazy to think we're all alone in a universe like THIS.  
                                                                                
STERN       DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE OTHERS DO UNTO YOU.                            
                                                                                
STERN       WATER SEEKS ITS OWN LEVEL.                                                      
                                                                                
STERN       TO HAVE FRIENDS BE A FRIEND.                                                    
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Joy at the start. Fear in the journey. Joy at the coming home.
Part of the hear
t gets lost in the learning somewhere along the road.                           
STERN       PEOPLE WHO PUT VANITY AHEAD OF COMFORT DESERVE TO BE UNCOMFORTABLE!             
                                                                                
HOLST       Albinak's Algorithm:  When graphing a function, the width of the line
should be
 inversely proportional to the precision of the data.                           
RAGOSTA     We have met the enemy and he is us.                                             
                                                                                
SHERIDAN    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality the cost becomes prohibitive.    
                                                                                
STERN       IF YOU MUST FAIL, FAIL WHILE DARING GREATLY. A GREAT SUCCESS IS OFTEN BUILT
UPO
N PREVIOUS FAILURES.                                                            
RAGOSTA     Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.                       
                                                                                
NEUMAN      A man with one watch always knows what time it is but a man with two can never

be sure.                                                                        
SYSTEM      I don't have to take this!  Scotty - beam me up!                                
                                                                                
STEPHAN     SMILE!  The world will wonder what you've been up to.                           
                                                                                
LANE        ABOVE ALL, SHOW NO ZEAL                                                         
                                                                                
LANE        WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU A LEMON, MAKE LEMONADE                                      
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win,
 you're still a rat.    
                                                                                
STEPHAN     SMILES ARE FREE AND OF NO VALUE UNTIL THEY ARE GIVEN AWAY!                      
                                                                                
JURGELEIT   It doesn't matter if you win or lose,
until you lose.                          
                                                                                
FROUNDS     never make a VAX move.                                                          
                                                                                
FLEIG       Emm Eye Cee ... Kay Eee Why ...                                                 
                                                                                
RAJAN       LOOK TO THIS DAY, FOR IT IS LIFE, THE VERY LIFE OF LIFE; YESTERDAY WAS BUT A
DR
EAM AND TOMORROW A VISION. LOOK WELL THEREFORE TO THIS DAY.                     
RAGOSTA     I wish you were a beer.                                                         
                                                                                
FARBER      bumper sticker seen on toyota corolla - my other car is a real ota !            
                                                                                
FARBER      try to establish a life style that does not require your presence               
                                                                                
FARBER      a rolling disk gathers no MOS                                                   
                                                                                
FARBER      GIGO - garbage in, gospel out                                                   
                                                                                
FARBER      your face is your fortune - but its not a sin to be poor.                       
                                                                                
CLARY       HISTORY IS A RECORDING OF THE ACTIONS OF KNAVES AS REMEMBERED BY LIARS AND
FOOL
S.                                                                              
OBRIEN      People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glass.                          
                                                                                
CLEVIT      %MCP-W-NORELIGION, Wasting cycles using cookie will cause you to be immediatly

derezzed.                                                                       
RAGOSTA     If a man does not keep pace with his companions perhaps it is because he hears

a different drummer. Let him step to the music he hears...    (Thoreau)         
WATTS       RESEARCH:  THE PROCESS OF GOING UP BLIND ALLEYS TO SEE IF THEY'RE REALLY BLIND. 
                                                                                
WATTS       ALL HELICOPTER ENGINEERS GO AROUND IN CIRCLES.                                  
                                                                                
HOLST       By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be
a boss an
d work twelve hours a day.  ---- Robert Frost                                   
RAGOSTA     You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.                                     
                                                                                
CLARY       AGAINST BOREDOM EVEN THE GODS THEMSELVES STRUGGLE IN VAIN.                      
                                                                                
HANNAN      I didn't come here for abuse. I came for an argument !                          
                                                                                
CLARY       The earth is far too fragile a basket for mankind to keep all it's eggs in.  -

 R. Heinlein                                                                    
TOPMAN      Never speak in absolutes -- it will always cause trouble.                       
                                                                                
DYAR        If you can imagine it, you can achieve it.                                      
                                                                                
DECFHT      What is Rick's (of CASABLANCA fame) last name ?                                 
                                                                                
DECFHT      I am inebriated by the exuberance of your verbosity                             
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Computers are not intelligent.  They only think they are.                       
                                                                                
INCHES      To suspect a friend is worse than to be deceived by him.                        
                                                                                
INCHES      Who lives content with little possesses everything.                             
                                                                                
ALBERRY     ALRIGHT! IT'S BREAK TIME! RUN DOWNSTAIRS AND GRAB SOME FOOD AND BRING IT TO
ME.
  YOU NEED THE EXERCISE AND I NEED THE ENERGY!                                  
ALBERRY     TOO BAD WE CAN'T USE A DELETE KEY FOR SOME OF THE THINGS WE SAY.                
                                                                                
DUMMY       REALITY IS AN ILLUSION PRODUCED BY AN ALCOHOL DEFICIENCY.                       
                                                                                
ALBERRY     IT IS DIFFICULT TO SEE THE PICTURE WHEN YOU ARE INSIDE THE FRAME---JOE POSTER   
                                                                                
ALBERRY     SHOW ME A CAT WHO CATCHES MICE AND I'LL SHOW YOU A CAT WITH BAD BREATH--GARFIELD
                                                                                
JURGELEIT   Bossin's Law:  The true usefulness of any technological innovation is
         
      inversely proportional to the amount of hype it gets.                     
SOFTLBMGR   I brake for pizza.                                                              
                                                                                
ALBERRY     DO NOT CONFUSE ACTIVITY FOR ACCOMPLISHMENT.                                     
                                                                                
SYSRKD      I spent the coldest winter one summer in San Francisco.  Mark Twain 
           
                                                                                
RAGOSTA       ^   ^
O   O
o
.     .
.. ..
...                         
                                                                                
MACKENZIE   If you can laugh at it, you can live with it.                                   
                                                                                
RMBROWN     If you have the will to win, you have achieved half of your success; if you
don
't, you have achieved half of your failure.                                     
RMBROWN     Don't part with your illusions.  When they are gone, you may still exist, but 

you have ceased to live.                                  MARK TWAIN            
RMBROWN     Genius is eternal patience.    MICHELANGELO                                     
                                                                                
RMBROWN     He that is overcautious will accomplish little -- but the GAO will not audit
hi
m.                                                                              
RMBROWN     The important thing in life is to have a great aim and to possess the aptitude

and the perseverance to attain it.                 GOETHE                       
RMBROWN     It is never too late to be what you might have been.   GEORGE ELIOT             
                                                                                
RMBROWN     Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.  Live the life you have
imagine
d.   HENRY DAVID THOREAU                                                        
RAGOSTA     Never sniff a gift fish.                                                        
                                                                                
RAGOSTA                 oo^
.oOOOOOOOOO OO
/\ /\ /\              
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Real programmers don't comment their code.  It was hard to write, it should
be 
hard to understand.                                                             
FLTDATA      Revenge is a dish best served cold       - Klingon proverb -                   
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Hot funk,
  Cool punk,
    Even if its old junk...
It's still rock and roll t
o me.                                                                           
NEUMAN      You will have a happy and peaceful life.                                        
                                                                                
STERN       BRIGHTEN UP SOMEONE ELSE'S DAY                                                  
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     And then it came that I was put to blame
For every story told about me.        
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Bank error in your favor.  Collect $200.                                        
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     The oldest known living thing, a 4900 year old Bristlecone Pine, was killed
in 
1964 to verify its age by counting its rings.                                   
RAGOSTA     There are only two types of matter in the universe... 
   "regular matter" and 
"doesn't matter".                                                               
SYSTEM      That's not a bug...           that's a feature.                                 
                                                                                
SYSTEM      It's impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious!    

                               -- Henry David Thoreau                           
HOLST       There's no going back.  You have to go forward to go back.
                    
 - Willie Wonka                                                                 
MARTIN      Being in debt is one way of proving that is possible to have less than nothing. 
                                                                                
MARTIN      Remember the Golden Rule:  He who has the gold makes the rules.                 
                                                                                
SYSTEM      You call that PROGRAMMING ?!?  What a joke!  My word!  I don't believe this.
Yo
ur account is being reported to the VAX Secret Police!                          
SYSTEM      Since Tate's compasses are notoriously unreliable, anyone who has a Tate's 
is 
lost.                                                                           
SYSTEM      And in just 1/1000th of a second, it can compound the programmer's
error 1,278,
320 times !!                                                                    
SYSTEM      The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's
t
he way to bet.                                                                  
JURGELEIT   Far better to have loved and lost than to be buying shoes for eight kids.       
                                                                                
HOLST       All kookies are not in a jar.                                                   
                                                                                
JANEV       Hay carino o no hay carino??                                                    
                                                                                
LAUGHTER    give me one good man, and i'll give him back when i'm done.                     
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     The most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.            
                                                                                
JANEV       The only gift is a portion of thyself...   (Ralph Waldo Emerson)                
                                                                                
JANEV       The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even
touched.
  They must be felt with the heart...                                           
DINNING     BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!                                                              
                                                                                
MARTIN      A successful person lays a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw.   
                                                                                
MARTIN      %DCL-W-LUCKYU, YOU ARE THE 1 MILLIONTH PERSON TO LOG OFF THIS SYSTEM.  NO
PRIZE
 THOUGH, SORRY.                                                                 
MARTIN      If at first you don't succeed, try, try again -- and then quit.  No use making

a fool of yourself.   -- W.C. Fields                                            
SHERIDAN    Don't trust reality.  After all, it is only a collective hunch.                 
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Whoever dies with the most toys wins!                                           
                                                                                
LAUGHTER    CONSTANT EXPOSURE TO RATS HAS BEEN SHOWN TO CAUSE TERMINAL CANCER IN
LABORATORY
 COMPUTERS.                                                                     
MARTIN      A shin is a tool used for finding furniture in the dark.                        
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     You don't learn anything the second time you're kicked by a mule.               
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     All we are is ducks in the wind.                                                
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     If you love something you must let it go.
  If it doesn't come back to you, sea
rch it out and kill it.                                                         
LAUGHTER    Reality is a crutch for those who don't have a firm grip on fantasy.            
                                                                                
DATAMAP     Don't Panic !!!!!                                                               
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     The one who says that it cannot be done shouldn't interupt the one who is
doing
 it.                                                                            
LAUGHTER    CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE JUST WON A $50 DISCOUNT ON AN EVENING AT  MADAME
IRENE'
S COMPUTERIZED PLEASURE PALACE & PIZZA TAKE-OUT!                                
RAGOSTA     Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.                             
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     You are heading for a land of sunshine.                                         
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.           
                                                                                
SYSTEM      Honk if I'm POLISH!                                                             
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Once you eliminate the impossible, what remains is the solution,
 no matter how
 improbable it may seem.                                                        
RAGOSTA     Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can.
                                                                                
JURGELEIT   The future is that time when you'll wish you'd done
what you aren't doing now. 
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     It was a time of innocence, a time of confidences.
   Long ago it must be;
   
   I have a photograph.
Preserve your memories, there all that's left you.     
RAGOSTA     No gnus is good gnus.                                                           
                                                                                
MACKENZIE   Reach for the stars.  You might not get one, but you won't come up with a
handf
ul of mud.                                                                      
JURGELEIT   And thank you for your support.                                                 
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     VMS has more important things to do than your things.                           
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Power corrupts and System Privilege corrupts absolutely.                        
                                                                                
SHERIDAN    No brains, no service!                                                          
                                                                                
JURGELEIT   God grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to cha
nge the things I can,
And wisdom to know the difference                        
JURGELEIT   Time goes, you say? Ah, no! Alas, Time stays, we go.                            
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.                              
                                                                                
JURGELEIT      The secret ballot system is a beautiful system that permits you
to claim you
 never voted for the guy.                                                       
RAGOSTA     Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.                           
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Everything should be made as simple as possible,
   but no simpler.

        
       - A. Einstein                                                            
RAGOSTA     Wasn't life easier in the hundred acre wood?                                    
                                                                                
JURGELEIT   Life's a batch!                                                                 
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Asking me, say "She's so free, how can you catch the sparrow?"                  
                                                                                
HOLST       Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the
day after tomorrow.
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Everything old is gnu again.                                                    
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Can you hear the grasshopper at your feet?                                      
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     I don't see you, so don't pretend to be there.                                  
                                                                                
DYAR        Don't get stuck in a closet --- Wear yourself out!                              
                                                                                
DYAR        Good thoughts bear good fruit, bad thoughts bear bad fruit--and MAN is
his own 
Gardener!                                                                       
RAGOSTA     You can only get so much blood out of a stone.                                  
                                                                                
JURGELEIT   Never wrestle a pig -- 
  you both get dirty, and the pig likes it !           
                                                                                
DYAR        A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

   
                                Dwight D. Eisenhower                            
DYAR        It takes a long time to grow an old friend.                                     
                                                                                
DYAR        The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams
         
                                                                                
DYAR        Settle one difficulty and you keep hundreds away.                               
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enou
gh sand.                                                                        
PEYRAN      LIFE IS 10% WHAT YOU MAKE IT, 90% HOW YOU TAKE IT!                              
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first
woodp
ecker to come along would destroy civilization.                                 
HOLST       And other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play ?                            
                                                                                
AUSTIN      One of life's major problems is that the NUMBER of
unknown unknowns is also unk
nown!                                                                           
RAGOSTA     "I must do something" will always solve more problems than "Something must
be d
one."                                                                           
JURGELEIT   Sometimes a majority simply means that all the fools are on
the same side.     
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     'Tis strange the miser should his cares employ To gain the riches he can
ne'er 
enjoy.                                                                          
RAGOSTA      ... and living was just a way of passing time until he died.                   
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.                                             
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     A bee is not a busier animal than a blockhead.
					-- Alexander Pope          
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     A company is known by the people it keeps.                                      
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     A free people always has the right to dismiss its rulers -- whom it regards as

its servants -- at any time.                                                    
RAGOSTA     A gift of flowers will soon be made to you.                                     
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     A gray eye is still and sly; A roguish eye is the brown; The eye of blue is
eve
r true; But in the black eye's sparkling spell Mystery and mischief dwell.      
RAGOSTA     A little help at the right time is better than a lot of help at the wrong
time.
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his
mout
h.                                                                              
JURGELEIT   If you really want the last word in an argument, try saying,
"I guess you're ri
ght."                                                                           
RAGOSTA     A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.                            
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     A soft answer turneth away wrath.                                               
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     A successful person is one who went ahead and did the thing the rest of us
neve
r quite got around to.                                                          
RAGOSTA     A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from 
a mount
ain top.                                                                        
RAGOSTA     All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right
hands.

					-- Saint Patrick                                                           
RAGOSTA     Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself that this
countr
y honors fathers only one day a year while pickles get a whole week.            
RAGOSTA     Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never
tried t
aking candy from a baby.                                                        
RAGOSTA     Are you a man or a mouse? Come on, squeak up!                                   
                                                                                
JURGELEIT      DISCRETION: Putting two and two together
and keeping your mouth shut.       
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Don't let the fact that you can't do all you want to do keep you from doing
wha
t you can do.                                                                   
RAGOSTA         Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves
  
  on a rainy Sunday afternoon.                                                  
RAGOSTA     Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.                           
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     For every proverb that confidently asserts its little bit of wisdom, there
is u
sually an equal and opposite proverb that contradicts it.                       
RAGOSTA     For perfect happiness, remember two things:
    1. Be content with what you've 
got.
    2. Be sure you've got plenty.                                         
RAGOSTA     Give your decisions, never your reasons; your decisions may be right, your
reas
ons are sure to be wrong.                                                       
RAGOSTA     He is a legend in his own mind.                                                 
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     He who envies another admits his own inferiorities.                             
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     How swiftly whirls the disk; Data leaps to the floating head and is known.      
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     I was five years old before I realized there was no such thing as ALPO baby
foo
d.
					-- Rodney Dangerfield                                                  
RAGOSTA     If Patrick Henry thought that taxation without representation was bad, he
shoul
d see how bad it is with representation.                                        
RAGOSTA     There are twelve clowns in a ring. You can jump in the middle and recite
Shakes
peare; but to the audience, you'll just be the thirteenth clown.                
RAGOSTA     If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each
man'
s life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.                     
RAGOSTA     In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, "one
when 
he was a boy and one when he was a man."                                        
RAGOSTA     Let us be silent, that we may hear the whispers of the gods.
					-- Ralph Wald
o Emerson                                                                       
RAGOSTA     OREGANO : The ancient Italian art of pizza folding.                             
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Smile! You're on Candid Cookie!                                                 
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.                     
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RAGOSTA     Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.  
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     The devil can quote scripture for his purpose.                                  
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RAGOSTA     The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.           
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     A closed mouth gathers no feet.                                                 
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RAGOSTA     This above all: to thine own self be true; and it must follow, as the night
the
 day thou cans't not then be false to any man.                                  
RAGOSTA     Truth is a statue, and you are all just a bunch of pigeons.                     
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Two sure ways to tell a sexy male; the first is, he has a bad memory. I
forget 
the second.                                                                     
RAGOSTA     Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.                              
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     We are more heavily taxed by our idleness, pride and folly than we are taxed
by
 government.                                                                    
RAGOSTA     What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?

                       Henry David Thoreau                                      
RAGOSTA     When you have a hammer in your hand, everything looks like a nail.              
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Yeccchhh! That must be a face, it has ears!                                     
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     The great god Ra, whose shrine once covered acres, 
  Is filler now for crosswo
rd-puzzle makers.                                                               
JURGELEIT   "So this is Christmas . . .
    and what have you done ?"                      
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean someone isn't out to get you.    
                                                                                
HOLST       There is never any time to do it right,
but there's always time to do it again.
                                                                                
LOCKWOOD    Why am I soft in the middle, when the rest of my life is so hard?               
                                                                                
PFALLER     GENIUS IS ONE PERCENT INSPIRATION AND NINETY-NINE
PERCENT PERSPIRATION.        
   ...THOMAS A. EDISON                                                          
RAGOSTA     The gnostic text had been gnawed by gnarled gnomes riding a gnu.                
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar -- Sigmund Freud                              
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Search out your most feared opponent.                                           
                                                                                
SJSU        May the road always rise to meet your feet and the wind always be at your back. 
                                                                                
SJSU        One who always thinks happy thoughts will always be happy. ;)                   
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     JBC-F-NOKIDDING, Batches... we don't need no stinking batches!                  
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     I close my eyes only for a moment and the moment's gone.                        
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     If it moves... kill it.
If it's dead... eat it.                                
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     Kudos to the prehistoric gourmet who first looked at a lobster and said,
"I'm g
oing to eat that!"                                                              
RAGOSTA     Visualize whirled peas.                                                         
                                                                                
RAGOSTA     It may be a valid excuse, but it's still an excuse!                             
                                                                                
HOLST       The reason that people here get lost in thought 
   is because it's such unfami
liar territory.                                                                 
IRENE       How come wrong numbers are never busy?                                          
                                                                                
HOLST       There is a difference between an open mind and a hole in the head.              
                                                                                
MCALISTER   Train up a child in the way he should go:
and when he is old, he will not depar
t from it.                                                                      
RAGOSTA     Thou shall count to three.  Thou shall not count to two, neither shall thou
cou
nt unto four, but three shall be the count and the count shall be three.        
RAGOSTA     Why did the punk rocker cross the street?
.
.
because he was stapled to the c
hicken.                                                                         
RAGOSTA     I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam I Am.                
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